Truth On Cinema

We at Truth On Cinema thought it would be good to give you a little insight into how we rate films and what the number ratings mean:

0- Complete waste of time and money. Only reason to buy a ticket or a DVD of this is to burn it so no one else can see it.
1- This movie flat out shouldn’t have been made, but since it’s here, we’ll have to deal with it for a week or two before it leaves theaters.
2- If you can enjoy bad movies, this one might be worth a risk. But bring a lot of candy and some sarcastic friends.
3- Maybe someday this will be a best-seller as a Mystery Science Theater 3000 special. It’s tolerable enough to mock through its entirety.
4- Maybe it’s worth it if you’re really into this sort of thing. Probably not. But Io hear the DVD makes a great $10 coaster.
5- Meh. See it. Don’t see it. It’s a movie. It exists.
6- If you like the genre, see it. If you need something to do, see it. If someone else buys your ticket, definitely see it. If not, Redbox might be ok.
7- Probably worth a once-over in theaters, maybe not worth owning. Rent it if you’re patient, see it if you aren’t.
8- Definitely worth the trip to theaters. Even worth full price if you can’t do a matinee. It’s fun and a little bit fresh and creative.
9- You want to see this before it’s out of theaters and yo will probably own it on DVD. Maybe you’ll even go back to see it again.
10- Your life is not complete without this film. It’s incredibly original and the moment it’s over you NEED to see it again. You might pick up an extra shift at work to pay for more movie tickets.